I always forget about bash.org. It is one of the sites that changes little over the (many) years, because it doesn’t have to. While my own IRC usage has pretty much completely stopped, I’m shocked at how many people still use it regularly. In fact, there are tons of younger kids starting to use it, when I thought it was usurped by things like web-based chatrooms and IM services.

And bash invented internet celebrities!

Anyways, on to some quotes:

[@Headknocker] what happens when 5 emos sit in a square room?
[@Headknocker] one dies because he has no corner to cry in


[Thrae] Your testes are egg-shaped, because testes used to be ovaries before your gender was determined pre-birth.
[Thrae] All men started out with female sex organs until gender was specified. It explains a lot, eh?
[ckknight] we overcame adversity.

[starshipparsley] This is a beautiful equation.
[starshipparsley] e^pi( i ) + 1 = 0
[purple.toupee] omg that just blew my mind
[starshipparsley] I am reading the Penguin Dictionary of Curious and Interesting Numbers right now, and it is nerdgasmic
[starshipparsley] Did you know that pi/2 is 1/root(root2 + root(root 2 +root(root 2 +….)
[purple.toupee] !!!!
[starshipparsley] This kinda stuff is so freaking awesome!
[purple.toupee] math = power
[purple.toupee] math is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, therefore math corrupts
[starshipparsley] Math = the only kind of sexual pleasure I’ll probably ever have

and for those of you who have never heard of IRC, or not read bash before, or just haven’t seen it… the classic bloodninja:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?