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<3 Cabaret Voltaire

I’ve had this video favorited on YouTube for many a month and I love to go back and watch it from time to time. This is one of the least well-known gems from one of the least well-known bands of the decades that my life has spanned.

Ghostalk by Cabaret Voltaire:

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Applewhite is back

I think we all knew it would happen, or at least ‘horns like me thought about it enough that it almost seemed a memory. Major Applewhite, one of the most loved and decorated quarterbacks in University of Texas history, has come home and joined the University of Texas coaching staff.

The boy-man that filled the turn of the decade with brilliant on-the-fly calls, and snatching us from sure defeat so many times. Racking up a ton of school records even though he shared quarterback time with Chris Simms. The beautiful teamwork with Ricky Williams. Man, I loved those seasons. I loved watching him cool as Eastwood while the pocket would collapse around him.

Anyways, enough nostalgia, we’ll have plenty of time for that, as we’ll see him on the sidelines on every game now, just not in the same uniform. He’ll be taking over the vacant running back coach position… which is a fantastic timing, as we are the top pick of the top pick high school running back: Darrell Scott.

“I don’t know who that is, but it doesn’t matter,” said Scott

Oh, you’ll know! Scott is stunning to watch and I am excited about him possibly donning the orange, especially after we lost Jamaal Charles to the NFL a bit early. But hearing that Applewhite was coming back eclipsed all my excitement for Scott. Unfortunately I wont be getting student tickets for free after I graduate in May, but that doesn’t matter.

“He does everything right,” Coach Mack Brown said. “He’s got class, he’s smart, he’s got great faith. He competed his tail off.”

He also is being given the title of Assistant Head Coach.

Awesome.

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Amazon Associates needs development

One of the best ways to link off of a site, is to link to the site that has everything: Amazon.

Amazon has had an associates program since the dark ages. They promoted it heavily and after some years it became a huge directed draw of buyer inflow for them. You’d think with such a cash cow, they would have a more active, dedicated, and interactive group of developers for this project. drzy has used the amazon associates for a few years, where I’ve tried to make it as non-intrusive and yet useful as possible. But the hardest hurdle in that struggle is the Amazon Associates program itself.

Only recently have they made it easy to just “post a link” to something. In the years past, it really seemed like they were actively fighting such a mechanic. Initially you could just put your referral code at the end of a link and it would work and you would get credit. Then they changed it subtly, and when people started seeing their links not working they adjusted. Repeat that a half-dozen more times until they made it be this long complicated link with a session ID and only some pages could be successfully linked to (and still get credit).

Well, they “revamped” the program a few months ago, and I was eager to see the improvements. Turns out all they really did was improve the look of the Associates site. They did add a blog widget and a wishlist widget, and something to show previews for their new video sales. Whoopee.

The one thing that I find both most-useful and least-useful are the in-line context links. And this is possibly the most broken of all their features. To put it simply, Amazon context linking cannot handle dynamic pages. And, seriously, who doesn’t have dynamic pages? This means that whenever a person goes to the front page, they will never see a Amazon generated context link, because the front page changes (almost) daily. The individual pages of articles fare better, because they do not change much beyond the sidebar content. But even those hardly ever get a link attached. There a bunch of businesses out there that offer context links exclusively, and handle dynamic pages just fine, but I really don’t like their intrusiveness. But they’ve got the whole “search page for products; link to products” thing down cold.

I check the Amazon Associates forums for answers to this, but I never see a response or even a hint of acknowledgment from an Amazon developer or employee. I’ll save you the trouble of checking, and just take my word that there a hundreds of posts on the subject and I have never seen a response. I’ve sent emails to the appropriate Amazon entities, and just get a form letter back.

So this rant is over and my story is done. But I wrote this in the hope that others out there using Amazon Associates will not feel lost in the black hole of response from Amazon, and who, like me, just manually create links when, you know, Amazon doesn’t completely change the process, or they aren’t having a root canal or something.

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Gibson Robot Guitar – on the wishlist, but I’ll never afford one

gibsonrobotguitar1.jpgThis guitar’s features didn’t really sound all that impressive at first, but that’s because the first news article I read didn’t really explain very well. Just watch this Gibson video below that shows a how-to on operation of the guitar. Anyone who plays will drool, especially if you love alternate tunings.

This is officially part of the Les Paul line. First off, this thing will tune the guitar for you, on the fly. Not with some helpful tones that help you tune by ear, but with actual servos on each key that turns and tunes the guitar for you. It will also automatically change to any alternate tuning programmed into it on the fly. And to top it off, it takes most of the work out of stringing the instrument. All of this combines with a MSRP of $2499, which actually was much lower than I was expecting, due to the fact that many Les Paul’s already cost about that much. gibsonrobotguitar2.jpg

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Intel may be in trouble

New York State is doing what AMD wanted to do many years ago, but gave up… nail Intel with Antitrust proceedings.

I remember in the mid-90′s when AMD was just about to spring the Athlon chip that nudged them ahead of Intel in performance for the first time in, well, ever. For years before this, AMD would publicly decry Intel’s business tactics… trying to shove them out of the market. Exclusive deals with Microsoft, shady dealings with review sites and benchmark tools, and weird clock performance ratings. AMD shouted about these things early and often. But nothing ever came of it. Either their legal team was inept, or Intel’s was just that good. After many years of this, AMD seemed to give up. I haven’t read a peep of anti-Intel whining out of them in years.

Now, out of the blue New York wants to do the dirty work. This was prompted by similar suits/investigations by the European Union and other countries. (I believe Microsoft is getting a bunch of similar scrutiny and attention).

This couldn’t come at a better time for AMD, as they were trounced by the great performance leap of the Intel Core2 proc, and are now struggling to show they can compete. Even I, as a long time buyer of AMD, had to switch… after over a decade of using AMD chips in my gaming rigs. I mean, the Core2′s are so fast and so cheap, and left me with a great upgrade path.

AMD also is feigning ignorance in the matter, and was subpoenaed themselves in the case.

This is going to get interesting.

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Soul Wars: The Calibur Strikes Back

I have no idea what’s going on here. I either haven’t been getting enough info on the future Soul Calibur IV game, or this was just a crazy broadside at CES. Just watch this if you have any interest whatsoever, I don’t wish to spoil the surprise:

Yes, somehow Soul Calibur will have Yoda and Vader. I checked the calender, and it’s not April 1st. So, yeah, I dunno. Soul Calibur 2 is still one of my all time favorite console games, and I’m sure I’ll play a bunch of IV. All I can think of is they are competing with the yet-to-be-released Super Smash Bros. Brawl from Nintendo, with its mishmash of characters in a fighting game.

I’m pretty confident both are still going to be a blast.

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Darwin takes a foothold in the new year

pool. power strip. flip-flops. smiling drunks.

what could possibly go wrong?

darwin’s pool

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24 – if it were in 1994

The hell if I ever used AOL, but man I sometimes forget how much has changed.

I miss BBS’s though.

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