‘C’ is for Carrot, not Cookie!

So now, the Cookie Monster will push carrots and stay away from cookies. Please kids! Watch more Healthy TV instead of going outside! Oh yeah, I mean, watching Cookie Monster will make you fat, only if you sit around all day in front of the TV. Wait wait, no, eat carrots and watch TV, that’s what we mean!

Destroy my childhood memories, why don’t you!

(c’mon, everyone knows he didn’t eat the cookies anyways, he just loved rubbing them all over his face!)